Fucking-IE - Say fuck to Internet Explorer

Why do you need Fucking-IE.js ?

Today Internet Explorer is the worst browser that has ever been made. Coding with IE is the better way to waste time and becoming nuts. With Fucking-IE.js, you put an end to debugging IE ! Spend 3 min on the installation then go back to do something really useful !

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It's really simple ! Download the default version, or personalize your message !

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This website is too good to be viewed on Internet Explorer !

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1.Copy and paste that line between the tags <head></head> of your document (with commentaries), and replace "[...]" with the way heading to your file.


							<!--[if IE]> 
							<script type="text/javascript" src="[...]fucking-IE.js"></script> 
							<![endif]-->

2.Create a new document called "fucking-IE.js", and copy and paste this code on it.

/*www.fucking-ie.com*/var messageBegin="<span class="messageBegin">This website is</span>";var messageImportant="Too good";var messageEnd="to be viewed on internet explorer !";var firefox=true;var firefoxURL="http://www.mozilla.org/fr/firefox/new/";var chrome=true;var chromeURL="https://www.google.com/intl/fr/chrome/browser/?hl=fr";var background="#222";var color1="#eeeeee";var color2="#faa732";var fontSize1="80";var fontSize2="14";$(document).ready(function(){$("body").css({background:background});$("body").html('<div id="fuckingIE"><h1>'+messageBegin+" <span>"+messageImportant+"</span> "+messageEnd+"</h1><p></p></div>");if(chrome||firefox){$("body #fuckingIE p").append("Download ");if(chrome==true){$("body #fuckingIE p").append('<a href="'+chromeURL+'">Chrome</a> ')}if(firefox==true){if(chrome==true){$("body #fuckingIE p").append(" or ")}$("body #fuckingIE p").append('<a href="'+firefoxURL+'">Firefox</a> ')}}$("#fuckingIE").css({color:color1,width:"80%","margin-left":"10%","margin-top":"10%","text-align":"center","font-family":"arial"});$("#fuckingIE h1").css({"font-size":fontSize1+"px","text-transform":"uppercase","font-weight":"bold","line-height":fontSize1+"px","margin-bottom":"-12px"});$("#fuckingIE h1 span").css({color:color2});$("#fuckingIE p").css({"margin-top":"10px",color:color1,"font-size":fontSize2+"px","line-height":fontSize2+"px"});$("#fuckingIE p a").css({color:color2,"text-decoration":"underline"});$("#fuckingIE a").hover(function(){$(this).css({color:color1})},function(){$(this).css({color:color2})})})

3.And it's done ;)

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The easiest way to say "fuck" to Internet Explorer